iris-lee: Brilliant. kevindavidcrowe: danielnavetta: “Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.” -hilarious. This is fucking awesome!

iris-lee:

Brilliant.

kevindavidcrowe:

danielnavetta:


“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”

-hilarious.

This is fucking awesome!

Reblogged 3 months ago from iris-lee (originally from danielnavetta)
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    Oh my god! My mom really did this one year! We only had three people jump over the parkway brick wall to try and save...
  8. schweddyballs reblogged this from goodolddays and added:
    My mom emailed this to me the other day.
  9. stayfreee reblogged this from goodolddays and added:
    HAHAHAHAHAH THIS is the funniest thing ever
  10. vb reblogged this from ericlodwick and added:
    I know what I’m doing next year :)
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    Greatest Christmas decorations ever.
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  20. caseyliz reblogged this from ericlodwick and added:
    My aunt sent this to me in an email. I love it.
  21. andrewice reblogged this from ericlodwick and added:
    I totally fell for this
  22. tehkellster reblogged this from maryanne and added:
    this. is. genius
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  25. sarahbelanger reblogged this from ronenreblogs and added:
    ~Next year, Grandma, next year!
  26. leinarodz reblogged this from ronenreblogs and added:
    Best Xmas decoration ever!
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    my hat to you, good sir. i am impressed.
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  37. letmeslipitin reblogged this from kevindavidcrowe and added:
    A good sign for humanity that people tried to help :) Practical jokes FTW
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  40. zmorris reblogged this from wesleylorenzini and added:
    brilliant idea! hmm…….*ponder*
  41. wesleylorenzini reblogged this from danielnavetta and added:
    Gotta love twisted humor
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  44. greenfog reblogged this from mykol78 and added:
    totally something my brother would do !
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  50. kevindavidcrowe reblogged this from danielnavetta and added:
    fucking awesome!
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